YEOOUCH! EWW! YIKES!

MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone

LOL ^_^ *giggles* Lorena Bobbit(remember her!? became infamous for doing same exact thing) the second! How sad for the "dismembered" guy" that must have been a painful one! Heh, that'll teach guys to be more careful next time they tinker with their cellphones!