HOST: WERE YOU AT THE SCENE of the shootout when it happened?
Guest: No, we arrived right after, in time to see the died persons all over the place!
(Ay, the died persons!)
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Host: So, you did not see the exchange of fire between the police and the (criminals?)
Guest: No, but one of our group says he saw one of the coup disgrace.
(Coup disgrace?—Oh, coup de grâce!)
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Quizmaster: If red wine is made from grapes, what is white wine made from?
Contestant: Coconut!
(Wrong! The answer is still grapes.)
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Host: What’s the secret of a long and happy marriage?
Guest: You have to agree first in the beginning, dapat it’s a give in take relationship!
(Ay, give in take relationship!)
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Host: What about the raid do you object to?
Guest: Before you raid, you have to get a church warrant. They did not have a church warrant, so they should not have raided. (Church warrant?—Oh, search warrant!) Hahahahaaa..I wanna laugh... hahahaa
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